Our bespoke grooming space is a home away from home for your pets. While they are with us they will be afforded a clean, calm tailor-made environment with treatments using products by For All DogKind, Colin Taylor Grooming & Pure Light Botanics, state of the art grooming equipment such as a hydro bath, and extra quiet hand held Dyson dryers for noise sensitive dogs. We have an outdoor and indoor area for pre and post grooming relaxation and play – so we will never need to crate your dog.

Groom - Wash and Fluff
Wash & Fluff
Groom - Full Groom
Full Groom
  • TINY
  • Tiny Chihuahua, Miniature Dachshund, Italian Greyhound
    from £40
    from £43
  • French Bulldog, Manchester terrier, Papillon
    from £48
    from £53
  • Whippet, Miniature Schnauzer, Toy Poodle
    from £48
    from £73
  • Cocker Spaniel, Cockerpoo, Tibetan Terrier
    from £58
    from £83
  • Akita, Bearded Collie, Airedale
    from £78
    from £93
  • Saint Bernard, Bernese Mountain Dog, Old English Sheep Dog
    from £88
    from £103

Puppy Groom

Puppy grooms are different to the regular grooms – we do not cut and style puppies until their fur is fully grown and this will be discussed with our groomer. We will take the best of care with your new pups and be as gentle and loving with them to make sure they enjoy the first grooming experience. We will dry them gently with a quiet handheld hair dryer and make sure they receive lots of cuddles and kisses during the process. They will be kept safe and away from bigger dogs that may be with us in the crèche, it is a perfect way to socialise them with our other younger guests.

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Cat Grooming

Kittens up to 6 months old from £48 for bath & brush; nails, eye & ear cleaning.

For adult cats the price will depend on many factors such as size, age & behaviour, as well as the length & condition of their coat.

Dry shampoo from £68 (short haired breed) and from £78 (long haired breed).

Wet bath for small to medium cats from £88 (short haired breed) and from £98 (long haired breed). Wet bath for large to extra large cats from £108.

Lion cuts from £93 (lightly matted) and from £103 (severely matted). Please note, a wet bath is not included in the lion cut and needs to be booked as a separate appointment.

We assign two groomers per cat to make sure the cat is properly handled and safe with us. We keep cats and dogs apart and generally groom cats on Tuesday mornings.

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I can’t recommend Love My Human enough… the grooming space downstairs is absolutely lovely, it is more like a human spa than a dog spa…
Jane, July 2019

Spa Day

£60 for a 5 hour stay
(plus grooming & add-on costs)

Drop your dog off for some pampering while you treat yourself to a day of shopping, dining and exploring on the King’s Road. We’ll take them out for lovely 1 hour walk in the park before giving them the groom of your choice and any extra treatments you’d like. When they’re lovely and clean and tired out, they can relax, snooze or play with other dogs in our luxury crèche.

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To really spoil your dog we offer the following add-on treatments.

Blueberry facial & Eye White barrier £15

Glands £15

Eye White barrier £10

Teeth clean £12

Nail clipping £12

Wild Dog Co paw & nose balm finish £8

Ultrasonic Emmi Pet Teeth Cleaning
per course (£85 for course of three)

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Our Groomers
Our Groomers

We are incredibly proud of our groomers who all have a minimum of two years professional experience and hold level 2 – 3 City & Guilds (or equivalent) qualifications, as well as being trained in dog first aid. Our senior groomers are members of ICMG (International Certified Master Groomer) and with the company’s support are on their way to becoming Master Groomers. Everyone at Love My Human has signed up to our grooming code of ethics, so you can be sure your dog is groomed with empathy and kindness.

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Our grooming room is open seven days per week, first appointments are 9am Monday to Saturday and 12 noon on Sunday.
Call on 020 7971 7338 during business hours – or fill in your name and phone number and we’ll call you back.

Extra fees may be incurred for very matted dogs, hand stripping, no shows and late pick ups (i.e. overdue by 20 mins or after closing time). Flea ridden dogs will be isolated and owners will be asked to pick up their dog straight away and the grooming space will need to be decontaminated. Any extra fees will be discussed before being charged – we like to be fair to all our clients however we must respect other clients and their pets, as well as our groomers.