Our grooming area is a home away from home for your fur babies.

The Cupboards have been designed and supplied by the folks at British Standard Cupboards, our bespoke space is outfitted the old-fashioned way – with stunning handmade wooden panels, pulleys and hanging lines.

While with us your pet will be afforded a tailor-made environment with all the dignity and style we know they experience in their own homes. And they will be safe and contained with our team of experts tending to their needs.

In addition to this, we have an outdoor and indoor area for pre and post grooming relaxation and play – note your dogs are never crated.

We use state of the art grooming equipment such as a hydro bath and extra quiet hand held Dyson dryers for noise sensitive dogs and the entire space is deep cleansed every evening to make sure it is fresh and clean for the next group of four legged clients.

Our grooming space is open from 9am Monday to Saturday and 12 noon on Sunday – call us to make an appointment on 020 7971 7338

Grooming prices

Below is a guide as all our prices are dependent on:

a. The type of shampoo you choose as we offer a range of quality organic and non organic shampoos. b. The size and temperament of your pooch.


Wash & fluff
from £35

Full groom
from £43

Tiny Chihuahua,
Miniature Dachshund,
Italian Greyhound


Wash & fluff
from £45

Full groom
from £53

French Bulldog,
Manchester terrier,


Wash & fluff
from £45

Full groom
from £73

Miniature Schnauzer,
Toy Poodle


Wash & fluff
from £55

Full groom
from £83

Cocker Spaniel,
Tibetan Terrier


Wash & fluff
from £75

Full groom
from £93

Bearded Collie,


Wash & fluff
from £85

Full groom
from £103

Saint Bernard,
Bernese Mountain Dog,
Old English Sheep Dog

Wash and fluff

This is a lovely way to getting your dog’s coat back to healthy, clean cuddling condition. We will wash, brush and de-matt if needed, nice warm blow dry and spritz with a pleasant scent if requested. We can also hand strip dead fur from a non-hair shedding dog by request for an additional charge. This is great for those in-between full grooms to keep everyone happy including your cream sofa.

Full Groom

This is where your dog will be revitalised by a good deep clean and de-matted if needed, so all its dead fur is removed. It is then trimmed to perfection (in a style discussed and pre-agreed with the groomer). Ears are cleaned and any matted hair plucked, so that it can hear your every praise of love, and nails clipped so that it feels healthy and your dog won’t scratch you again for attention. During this full groom please feel free to add on other services i.e. teeth clean and scrape, a treatment for fresh breath, attention to glands in the rear, and tear stain treatment . The idea is to make your dog look and feel as great as you do, when you’ve had a pamper. 

Cat Grooming

Simple Cat dry shampoo clean £75

Wet cat groom – the kitty will be showered and shampooed with attention to nails and a trio of ear clean, eye clean and sanitary trim £85 

Lion cut – this consists of a wet bath and blow dry, attention will be paid to its nails and eyes. A lion cut is perfect for matted cats where they will recieve an all-over shave leaving a little Maine boot and tail. As it’s quite an intricate lengthy process some cats can become distressed, however, our experienced cat groomers will know just when to stop and give the cat a break and a cuddle. £85

Add on services

To really spoil your fur-baby we offer the following additional treatments however, they are only available with a bath and groom

Blueberry facial £20

Glands £15

Eye White barrier £10

Teeth clean £12

Nail clipping £12

Wild Dog Co paw or nose balm finish £8

The Introductory Love My Human
5 Hour Package

(Excluding COST OF Grooming)

Leave your four-legged family safe with us while you have the day to yourself shopping, dining and exploring London (or just sit at home and read a book)

• Drop your pooch off with us
• We will take him/her for a lovely 1.5hr walk in the park (on a lead if they are new to us)
• Back to HQ to give them the groom of your choice and any extra treatments that you’d like
• When they’re lovely and clean and tired out they can relax, snooze or play with other clean dogs in our luxury creche for the remainder of the time they are with us
• Pick up 5 hours later or if you’re running late additional hours will be charged @ £12 per hour
• Dogs will not be crated we only have pretty kennels if your dog needs it’s own space for uninterrupted rest and they will always be in the company of our groomers and other members of staff who are all dog lovers!

We only take a limited amount of dogs per day for this package service so please book ahead.

Extra fees

Extra fees may be incurred for the following:

• Very matted dogs • Hand stripping • No shows
• Flea ridden dogs will be isolated and owners will be asked to return pick up their dog straight away and the grooming space will need to be decontaminated
• Late pick up i.e. overdue by 20 mins or after closing time

The above extra fees will be discussed with the owners before being charged, we like to be fair to all our clients however, we must respect other clients, their pets as well as our groomers.

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